May 17th

Testosterone talk

Boobies football and cursing

Hi-viz and muscles

A silly Haiku today, I was in our work canteen, lots of hi-viz jackets. The thing is, my Haiku does not represent reality in the slightest. The atmosphere was serene, there are ladies who work in the warehouse too. It was just my projection of some 1970s vision of what I think large factories or warehouses must’ve been like.

Farting, swearing and looking at busty ladies in topless calendars whilst drinking tea with three sugars. I watched too many “gritty” sitcoms back in the day seemingly. Although I can’t think of one which specifically had such uncomplicated characters.

I’m a bit of a soft pawed irreverent nobhead really, says more about me!