Sampson fantasy,
Clipper emasculation,
No more flowing locks.
Ok, a silly one today. I’ve been promising to get my haircut. Although I like long(ish) hair, it’s:
1) Hard to maintain, it just grows into a virile afro-bush most days
2) Takes forever to dry
3) I’m useless at straightening it (I tried once and nearly melted my ears)
4) I don’t want to end up looking like one of those ridiculous middle aged men with a massive receding spam head and a stringy mess of pathetic spider web like strands dragged forward and sideways to give the impression of volume and style. (some would argue I’ve already caught this train!)
